Nature Sounds Gifts

Waking Up With Rooster.

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

'Should I set the sleep machine for Babbling Brook, Ocean Waves, or Lapping Toilet?'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Campground Conductor

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Man and bird

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

F. Chopin

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Cash Cow

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Natural relaxation in confinement

"That's the back door."

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).