Nature Sound Enthusiast Gifts

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"That's the back door."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Campground Conductor

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Playing dustbins

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest