Nature Sound Enthusiast Gifts

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"That's the back door."

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Campground Conductor

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

The Gong

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"