Natural Music Enthusiast Gifts

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Campground Conductor

Man and bird

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Natural relaxation in confinement

"That's the back door."

Tit Willow

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Natural Music

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

"Let it go, Carl!"

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

A snake charmer is charming his hose to water his flowers

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.