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'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Campground Conductor

Man and bird

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Natural relaxation in confinement

"That's the back door."

Tit Willow

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Natural Music

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

"Let it go, Carl!"

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."