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'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"This is a duet yourself project."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Mamoose...

Man and bird

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Every day they get bolder.'