Nature Music Fan Prints

Campground Conductor

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"This is a duet yourself project."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

Man and bird

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'