Nature Audio Enthusiast Gifts

Natural relaxation in confinement

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Birds with Headphones

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Campground Conductor

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'