Nature Sound Lover Mugs

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Campground Conductor

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"HOWL!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

You are what you collect.

Tit Willow

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

Natural relaxation in confinement

"That's the back door."

Surf Guitar

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"God...I hate elevator music."

Ringing bell

Drum kit for sale...

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'