Sea Sound Lover Mugs

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Pirate

Fishing boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Pirate dancing at the end of a plank.