Sea Sound Enthusiast Mugs

'I can hear the sea in stereo!'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

Victorian Royal Navy

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Wheeee...'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Musical Accidents

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Law School Sharks

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"HOWL!"

The tide was out.

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"That's the back door."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'