Aquatic Acoustics Enthusiast Mugs

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Tong!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

FISH ESCAPE.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I thought it was deeper here."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Marine Band

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"I spilled my drink."

Guitarist.

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"He put up a decent fight."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood