Aquatic Acoustics Enthusiast Mugs

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Tong!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

FISH ESCAPE.

Ralph Stanley

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I thought it was deeper here."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Marine Band

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Ed Sheeran.

"I spilled my drink."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

Guitarist.

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"He put up a decent fight."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.