Aquatic Music Aficionado Mugs

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Fresh fish

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

Making fun of Starfish.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Eel-mail

Hi Mom!

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Prawn Shop

Diver

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"His Apple watch may be water-resistant but he certainly isn't"

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

'Wheeee...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Excuse me, we're out of water."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'