Aquatic Music Aficionado Pillows

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fresh fish

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Hi Mom!

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Eel-mail

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Prawn Shop

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Diver

"His Apple watch may be water-resistant but he certainly isn't"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Wheeee...'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

"Excuse me, we're out of water."