Water Music Enthusiast Pillows

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Pipe Dream.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'