Water Music Enthusiast Prints

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

Mardi Gras

Pipe Dream.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Bring your own inflatable.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

Rap music

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Guitar Man.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.