Aquatic Acoustics Admirer Mugs

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'