Nature Sound Fan Pillows

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I love you too, big guy."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Campground Conductor

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"This is a duet yourself project."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Mamoose...

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.