Sound Effect Fan Pillows

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Cat and Broom

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Street Musician

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Happy Xmas

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

White noise machines for guys.

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

"Buster's coming out."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'