Sound Of Silence Fan Pillows

Cat and Broom

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

The invisible man makes a pancake

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

No Air Guitar

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'Trick or Treat!'

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

Make America Quiet

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

The invisible man finally decides to go to the doctor's.

The Blind Invisible Man.

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.

When mime artists travel to work.

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."