Sound Of Silence Fan Gifts

Cat and Broom

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

The invisible man makes a pancake

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

No Air Guitar

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Make America Quiet

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

'Trick or Treat!'

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

The Blind Invisible Man.

The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

When mime artists travel to work.

Invisible man with his seeing eye dog.

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."