Silent Performance Fan Gifts

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Cat and Broom

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Relax.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Anyone for tennis?"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'