Silent Performer Fan Gifts

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

A piece of advice - never marry a mime. 'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"They're on silent retreat."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Mime supplies.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"