Silent Performer Fan Gifts

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

A piece of advice - never marry a mime. 'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Interesting encounters in history.

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"

'Modem Times,'

Simultaneous translation.

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'