Silent Performance Lover Gifts

"How do you respond to those critics who say you're no talk, and all action?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Interpretive napping

I Heart Juggling

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The Land Before Mimes.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"They're texting it in."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Mime Flash Mobs.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"Music has doubled my income..."

Mime supplies.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Ballerina and the light switch.