Performance Lover Gifts

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

One woman show

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

Clown hitchhikes to circus

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

P.T. Barnum

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Bravo!"

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Interpretive napping

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

I Heart Juggling

Tenors

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

Mime Flash Mobs.