Play Performance Lover Gifts

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"Tong!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Juggler and Illusionist

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Interpretive napping

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

TV stage door

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

I Heart Juggling

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Performance In The Bedroom

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"