Play Performance Lover Pillows

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

"Tong!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

Juggler and Illusionist

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Interpretive napping

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

TV stage door

I Heart Juggling

Performance In The Bedroom

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Actor talking to unimpressed child

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Wordplay: Pantomime.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'