Dramatic Play Lover Pillows

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Blue Dress and Feather

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Speech

Proposal

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"