Dramatic Play Lover Pillows

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Blue Dress and Feather

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Oedipus

Proposal

Speech

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Richard Hughes.