Performance Lover Pillows

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

One woman show

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

Clown hitchhikes to circus

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

P.T. Barnum

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Bravo!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Interpretive napping

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Tenors

I Heart Juggling

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

"They're texting it in."