Live Performance Enthusiast Pillows

Songbirds.

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Comedy Cafe

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Mikado

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Free Bird!"

"Tong!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tenors

Strong Female Lead

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"They're texting it in."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Trapeze Artists

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'