Live Performance Enthusiast Prints

Songbirds.

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Comedy Cafe

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"Free Bird!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Tong!"

Ginger Baker.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Strong Female Lead

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Tenors

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"They're texting it in."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."