Live Performance Fanatic Pillows

"Coughing, or non-coughing?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Comedy Cafe

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Mikado

"Tong!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Tenors

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Around the piano

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"They're texting it in."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

Rock n'roll.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Ballerina and the light switch.

"You have the right to remain silent!"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Bono - live at the United Nations

John Cleese

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Bismark Ballet School