Performance Enthusiasts Gifts

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"Just be yourself."

'Can our software do that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Putin and Zelensky

The rocket powered skiier

Theatre Crowd

A day at the transgenic races

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Tenors

Speeding Forklift

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man