Performance Enthusiasts Gifts

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"Just be yourself."

'Can our software do that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Putin and Zelensky

The rocket powered skiier

Theatre Crowd

A day at the transgenic races

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fishing Boat Derby

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Skier flying past mountains

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Tenors

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Get ready ... Get set ...

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.