Performance Enthusiast Gifts

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

Statue of the Unknown Sychronised Swimming Team

Colin's big moment was coming up and boy, did he make the most of it.

Performance rated

Theatre Crowd

"Looks more like a working lunch if you ask me."

Under New Management

"The leading man was highly strung - or should be..."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

'Yes I did say you needed a more interesting waiting room...however, a juggler and guitarist isn't what I had in mind.'

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Trapeze Artists

'The food is nothing. But the service...'

Figure skating costumes often get as much buzz as the footwork.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

The Theatre of Mime.

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

"Just be yourself."

Circus Workers

Crossing the thin line into show business

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'Can our software do that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Putin and Zelensky

The rocket powered skiier

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A day at the transgenic races

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'