Competitive Enthusiast Gifts

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"Just be yourself."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

"Eat my dust!"

Theatre Crowd

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Board Game Hunter

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Fishing Boat Derby

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Workplace Shinanigans

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Stress'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"