Competitive Enthusiast Gifts

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"Just be yourself."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Theatre Crowd

"Eat my dust!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Football player taking the ball home.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Workplace Shinanigans

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Office Competitions