Sports Competition Enthusiast Gifts

'He's the touch judge,,,,so I touched him!'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Can our software do that?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Saving a Heart

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Ratminton

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A day at the transgenic races