Competitive Sport Lover Gifts

"At last we've trashed the Stocktons!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

Fishing Boat Derby

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"