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"At last we've trashed the Stocktons!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

COWS: Cow Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

Fishing Boat Derby

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?