Competitive Sports Lovers Gifts

COWS: Cow Pong

I like the Jets...I guess

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Salesman

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Skate or die."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.