Competitive Sports Lovers Gifts

COWS: Cow Pong

I like the Jets...I guess

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

The Salesman

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Raheem Sterling

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Egyptian Football

"Skate or die."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Golf with a difference

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'