Competitive Sports Fans Gifts

Boat Race and Dog

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Spring Training

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Raheem Sterling

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

350 Feet.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."