Competitive Sports Lover Gifts

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Putin and Zelensky

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

COWS: Cow Pong

Egyptian Football

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.