Competitive Sports Lover Prints

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

COWS: Cow Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.