'Remember kids, school sports isn't just about winning - it's also about some serious after-school peer domination!'
Competition Lovers Prints
Decorate their space with prints celebrating the competitive spirit—motivational artwork that captures the thrill of victory and the drive to succeed, ideal for any challenge lover’s room.
The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive
"If they want it so bad, maybe we should just give it to them."
Judge The Weather
Obedience School Spelling Bee
"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."
"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"
'Can our software do that?'
Tension filled the tent.
Putin and Zelensky
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'
COWS: Cow Pong
'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'
Fishing Boat Derby
"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."
'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'
Workplace Shinanigans
'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.
"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"
Office Competitions
'What a control freak!'
Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.
Big Guys vs Little Guys
Hat Wars.
'There goes Finley...turning pro.'
Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement
"I quit."
Rugby Mad.
Competition Lovers Prints Collection
Competition Lovers Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs for competition lovers—perfect for mornings filled with motivation or celebrating every win with a smile.
Competition Lovers Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows perfect for competition lovers—featuring inspiring quotes and playful designs to keep motivation close.
Competition Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our selection of T-shirts for competition fans—bold designs and witty slogans to wear your love of winning loud and proud.