Silent Performer Enthusiast Gifts

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

'I hate it when mimes get religion!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

The Land Before Mimes.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Charlie Chaplin

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Abundance of Caution

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'We need to talk.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

Man in orchestra pit making bread rolls dance,Chaplin style, to direct Can-Can dancers

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'