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'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

'I hate it when mimes get religion!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Buster Keaton

The Land Before Mimes.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Charlie Chaplin

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Mime supplies.

Abundance of Caution

'We need to talk.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

Charlie Chaplin.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Chaplin

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."