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'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Bravo!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

1,572 Performances.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The men of your dreams

"Those who can can, dance."

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Spinning violinist

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Roadie

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Tightrope Walker.

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'Say when.'

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Teacher turns on Applause Sign

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."