Silent Concert Fan Gifts

No Air Guitar

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Meryl Streep

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Interesting encounters in history.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Sir Elton John

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"Thank you, Sir."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Michail Glinka

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Leonard Bernstein

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Modem Times,'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Pola Negri

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Horse eating hat.

Jupiter

Claudio Monteverdi

Countess