Silent Concert Fan T-Shirts

No Air Guitar

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Interesting encounters in history.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Modem Times,'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Pola Negri

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Horse eating hat.

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

Claudio Monteverdi

Clockwork Doll