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When mime artists travel to work.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Cat and Broom

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Interesting encounters in history.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Returns"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Anyone for tennis?"

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Simultaneous translation.

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Lion Tamer ?