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Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor in the house?!" "Over here!! I watch a TV show called 'House'—the main character is a doctor and his name is 'House'! Is this helpful?!"

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Returns"

And the die is cast!

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."