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'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

'I'm a star!'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The Land Before Mimes.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Returns"

And the die is cast!

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

"They're texting it in."